Monday, February 13, 2012

The Shortest Books of All Time

Ok, this is completely wrong - some I don't agree with - but it did make me lol when I read them. You judge for yourself.

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore and John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama